"Horrible" pic of him (which I personally think is quite hot actually)
Random thing he wrote (which I lol'd SO HARD at) -- no this is not his "serious" writing :p
Random-Ass Conversations w00t!
Salaaness (7:06:55 PM): hang on a minute, brb I have to go put my face back on
Tsunaki Baka (7:07:02 PM): lol
Tsunaki Baka (7:07:03 PM): k
Salaaness (7:12:51 PM): did I say "put my face back on?" I meant "make tea."
Salaaness (7:12:58 PM): xP
Tsunaki Baka (7:12:59 PM): o.O
Tsunaki Baka (7:13:10 PM): how do you get those mixed up O.o
Salaaness (7:31:12 PM): in the same dream my dad desided he was gay and ran off with hsi best friend lol
Salaaness (7:31:17 PM): hey what kind of music do you like?
Tsunaki Baka (7:31:28 PM): X.x
Tsunaki Baka (7:31:42 PM): what kind of transition is that?
Salaaness (7:31:48 PM): i dunno
Salaaness (7:31:52 PM): a copyrighted one probably
Salaaness (7:38:46 PM): lol that was random
Salaaness (7:38:56 PM): i mean random the adjective, not like... you
Salaaness (7:39:04 PM): you were a noun last time i checked
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:31 PM): *facepalm*
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:32 PM): xD
Tsunaki Baka (10:06:33 PM): banana flavoured pigeon ftw
Salaaness (10:06:34 PM): it is
Salaaness (10:06:39 PM): yeah banana pangueins
Salaaness (10:06:41 PM): penguins?
Salaaness (10:06:43 PM): penguins.
Tsunaki Baka (10:06:51 PM): pigeon >.>
Salaaness (10:06:53 PM): yes P-E-N-G-U-I-N-S.
Tsunaki Baka (10:06:56 PM): PIGEON
Salaaness (10:07:00 PM): oh pigeon
Salaaness (10:07:02 PM): lol
Tsunaki Baka (4:23:39 PM): O.O
Salaaness (4:23:54 PM): O.O
Tsunaki Baka (4:23:56 PM): wow
Tsunaki Baka (4:23:59 PM): grossssssssss
Salaaness (4:24:04 PM): o.O
Tsunaki Baka (4:24:31 PM): grossssssssssssss i just threw up a little in my mouth when i was swallowing some cream soda pop X.X
Tsunaki Baka (5:57:38 PM): and theres a fridge in the kitchen/bed/workout section... 1 fridge they actually have plugged in xD
Tsunaki Baka (5:57:47 PM): and they actually keep stuff in there
Salaaness (5:57:57 PM): hehehe
Tsunaki Baka (5:58:17 PM): i assume one of the people that work there use it... so we take anything if we want it xD
Tsunaki Baka (5:58:27 PM): tons of bottled water
Salaaness (5:58:29 PM): hehe
Tsunaki Baka (5:58:37 PM): sillyface got a can of pepsi xD
Tsunaki Baka (5:58:54 PM): and we found an entire pizza too... but then we saw the expirey date was from a year ago
Tsunaki Baka (5:58:58 PM): so... kinda iffy
Tsunaki Baka (6:06:23 PM): *tackle hug*
Salaaness (6:06:42 PM): *is tackle hugged*
Tsunaki Baka (6:08:32 PM): *sex*
Salaaness (6:08:43 PM): -_-
Tsunaki Baka (6:08:46 PM): xD
Tsunaki Baka (6:08:59 PM): no *is sexed* xD?
Salaaness (6:09:12 PM): no... xD....... you missed
Tsunaki Baka (6:17:27 PM): *runs away*
Tsunaki Baka (6:17:33 PM): *throws fruit at you from a far*
Salaaness (6:17:40 PM): *catches fruit and eats it*
Salaaness (6:17:43 PM): gee thanks
Tsunaki Baka (6:17:47 PM): *pineapple*
Salaaness (6:17:54 PM): *dodges pineapple*
Tsunaki Baka (6:29:16 PM): *million pineapples that block out the sun*
Salaaness (6:29:31 PM): *hides under a table*
Salaaness (6:29:40 PM): i'm gonna get squished by pineapples!
Tsunaki Baka (6:29:55 PM): probably >.>
Tsunaki Baka (6:30:05 PM): *all come crashing down on the table*
Salaaness (6:21:28 PM): ok word association?
Tsunaki Baka (6:21:34 PM): okkkkkkk
Salaaness (6:21:36 PM): yey
Tsunaki Baka (6:21:44 PM): yeayyyyyyyyyy
Tsunaki Baka (6:21:56 PM): who starts haha
Salaaness (6:22:01 PM): i'll start. PINEAPPLE!
Salaaness (6:22:03 PM): xD
Tsunaki Baka (6:22:07 PM): apple
Salaaness (6:22:12 PM): evil vibes
Salaaness (6:22:17 PM): no wait... pancakes
Tsunaki Baka (6:22:21 PM): x.x
Tsunaki Baka (5:53:26 PM): *POKE*
Tsunaki Baka (5:53:28 PM): caps x.x
Salaaness (5:53:33 PM): haha
Tsunaki Baka (10:00:39 PM): *rubs your feet*
Salaaness (10:00:47 PM): how...? o.O
Salaaness (10:00:57 PM): wait...
Salaaness (10:01:00 PM): n/m
Tsunaki Baka (10:05:11 PM): o.o
Tsunaki Baka (10:05:13 PM): what you think i say?
Salaaness (10:05:16 PM): eh?
Tsunaki Baka (10:05:16 PM): pervertttttttt
Tsunaki Baka (10:05:22 PM): O.O
Salaaness (10:05:28 PM): no, i didn't think you said something perverted
Tsunaki Baka (10:05:36 PM): sure sure
Tsunaki Baka (10:05:43 PM): you probably thought i said rub your boobs or
Tsunaki Baka (10:05:46 PM): or worse O_O
Salaaness (10:05:56 PM): no.....?
Salaaness (10:05:59 PM): o.O
Tsunaki Baka (10:06:00 PM): *point and scream* PERVERT :O
Tsunaki Baka (10:06:05 PM): lol >.>
Tsunaki Baka (10:06:07 PM): anyways
(he immediately went back to talking about Guitar Hero)
Salaaness: o yeah and AA thinks you're creepy btw
Salaaness: that was random
Tsunaki Baka: why
Salaaness: IDK
Salaaness: she said you said that you wanted to stalk chelsea
Salaaness: (to someone who was scouring the internet for her address 2 hours ago, this isn't particularly creepy)
Tsunaki Baka: O.O
Salaaness: haha not so I could like STALK herstalk her but because you know.
Tsunaki Baka: .....
Salaaness: don't tell her i said that lol
Salaaness: because i already know where she lives near and i was curious
Salaaness (4:21:11 PM): today i wrote a story which was a little perverted i guess
Salaaness (4:21:29 PM): but i could have actually done what the dude in the story did instead of just writing about it lol
Tsunaki Baka (4:21:36 PM): is an x a hug or a kiss... cause i was always under the impression x was hug... but i've heard different things on tv and stuff :<
Salaaness (4:21:41 PM): although i think that would sort of require having a pointed stick
Salaaness (4:21:43 PM): wait, what?
Salaaness: oh. yeah i think it's a kiss... that's what i always thought it was o.O
Tsunaki Baka: wait, what??
Tsunaki Baka (5:00:39 PM): be like OSHITIKILLEDHER?!
Tsunaki Baka (5:00:41 PM): and then be like
Tsunaki Baka (5:00:47 PM): damn... *rapes other people*
(just because you take only that part out of the context and it's hilarious)
Tsunaki Baka: *runs away without pants*
Salaaness: "dragos will smash people's brains in"
Salaaness: you forgot your pants man o.O
Tsunaki Baka: DRAGOS SMASHHHHHHH
Salaaness: ahahaha
Tsunaki Baka: *crawls back into your bed and puts pants back on*
Tsunaki Baka: ah yes..
Tsunaki Baka: *walks out*
Salaaness: *follows* noo jerk, it's not polite to walk away while someone is talking to you haha
Tsunaki Baka (7:37:39 PM): no crying :\
Salaaness (7:37:48 PM): ok no crying :]
Salaaness (7:37:57 PM): be hapeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! *dances*
Tsunaki Baka (7:38:31 PM): hape? xD
Salaaness (7:38:31 PM): use excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances*
Salaaness (7:38:36 PM): hape, you know what i mean
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:04 PM): :x
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:07 PM): HAPE
Salaaness (7:39:07 PM): happy...?
Salaaness (7:39:09 PM): hape
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:12 PM): oh
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:14 PM): jeez
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:19 PM): *completely missed that*
Salaaness (7:39:18 PM): yeah, i'm gonna say hape from now on instead of happy haha
Salaaness (7:39:22 PM): Be hape!
Tsunaki Baka (7:39:34 PM): hape hape :D
Salaaness (9:04:57 PM): why is "mushy" and "squishy" rhyme, but "squishy" has an i?
Tsunaki Baka (9:05:51 PM): xD
Tsunaki Baka (9:06:08 PM): because its the ending sound that matters
Tsunaki Baka (9:06:17 PM): shhhhhhy
Tsunaki Baka (9:06:21 PM): she :D
Salaaness (9:06:26 PM): yeah, but "mushy" and "fishy" don't rhyme
Salaaness (9:07:01 PM): and how about spasm and orgasm? i mean when you have a spasm, you spazz, when you have an orgasm you... orgazz?
Salaaness (9:07:07 PM): not meant to be perverted btw
Salaaness (9:07:10 PM): -_-
Tsunaki Baka (9:07:20 PM): rofl..
Tsunaki Baka (9:07:21 PM): xD
Tsunaki Baka (9:07:23 PM): *hugs*
Tsunaki Baka (9:07:25 PM): your adorable
Tsunaki Baka (9:07:28 PM): xDxD
Tsunaki Baka (9:07:32 PM): <3
Salaaness (3:58:14 PM): i did bring a big knife tho
Salaaness (3:58:15 PM): lol
Salaaness (3:58:17 PM): it was sharp too
Tsunaki Baka (3:58:29 PM): moron...
Salaaness (3:58:29 PM): + made of metal
Tsunaki Baka (3:58:38 PM): made of metal.. realllllly
Tsunaki Baka (3:58:42 PM): *facepalm*
Salaaness (3:58:41 PM): yes realllly
Salaaness (7:11:59 PM): It is pretty, the state of Bilbo's head
Tsunaki Baka (7:12:41 PM): Oh bilbo.. that silly little hobbit
Tsunaki Baka (7:12:44 PM): he was all like
Tsunaki Baka (7:12:51 PM): oh good, those dwarves left lol
...click to read the next part...
Tsunaki Baka (7:21:59 PM): and bilbo starts writing his book
Tsunaki Baka (7:22:02 PM): There and back again
Tsunaki Baka (7:22:04 PM): ...
Tsunaki Baka (7:22:10 PM): the end
Salaaness (7:22:15 PM): *claps* :DDD
Salaaness (7:22:18 PM): xD that was fuckin funny
Tsunaki Baka (8:03:02 PM): *hugs* yay
Salaaness (8:03:08 PM): yeay!
Tsunaki Baka (8:03:16 PM): you have clothes on right >_>
Salaaness (8:03:33 PM): hahaha
Tsunaki Baka (8:03:41 PM): ><
Salaaness: [Manny]'s dog had puppies btw
Tsunaki Baka: [Manny]... i hate him :<
Salaaness: i know you do >> but its puppies, mark, puppies!! ^^
Tsunaki Baka: i hate dogs too
Salaaness: i know you do >> but they're not adult dogs, they're puppies!! ^^
Tsunaki Baka: they're still dogs
Salaaness: but they're widdle baby puppies!! ^^
Salaaness: little puppies of warm furry soft huggyness ^^
Salaaness: haha we sound like my parents when my mum was trying to convince my dad to get a cat >.>
Tsunaki Baka: lol
Salaaness (3:18:57 PM): *hands you a cookie* xD
Tsunaki Baka (3:19:03 PM): *nibbles*
Tsunaki Baka (3:19:05 PM): >.>
Tsunaki Baka (3:19:12 PM): it wasn't poisoned or drugged right..?
Salaaness (3:19:16 PM): of course notttt xD
Tsunaki Baka (3:19:23 PM): *continue nibbling*
Salaaness (3:19:33 PM): do you like the cookie hehe
Tsunaki Baka (3:19:38 PM): yussssssss
Salaaness (3:19:42 PM): yayyyy ^^
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:12 PM): >.>
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:14 PM): <.<
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:23 PM): srsly though its not drugged..?
Salaaness (3:20:33 PM): whyyyy would i give you a drugged cookie xD?
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:38 PM): because
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:40 PM): you're...
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:44 PM): so nice >.>
Salaaness (3:20:45 PM): silly?
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:45 PM): <.<
Tsunaki Baka (3:20:49 PM): yeah that works
Salaaness (3:20:55 PM): so nice? o.O
Salaaness (3:21:01 PM): maybe it's drugged with awesomeness
Tsunaki Baka (3:21:03 PM): and you're a sexual offender D:
Salaaness (3:21:06 PM): wtf?
Salaaness (3:21:07 PM): xD
Salaaness (3:21:35 PM): why do you say that haha
Tsunaki Baka (3:21:45 PM): iunno
Tsunaki Baka (3:22:02 PM): i can see you drugging me and having your way with me
Tsunaki Baka (3:22:04 PM): rofl
And last but not least... this is not a converation i had with him, but still funny...
I was talking to my mum and I meant to say "can we go to Texas in March?" but I accidentally said "can we go to Texas in Mark?"
