TRASH CAN

Please deposit your hate mail here.

Nothing you say will be used against you, as I will never even read your message. This form will send your message directly to that trash bin in your garage that nobody ever changes.

I'm filling out this form to send you hate mail because -- I am an idiot. I have too much time on my hands. I don't understand you. my parents always hated me. I'm too thick to find your addy on the index. I feel like it. GAWD! I hate... I'm jealous of the fact that you... Other -- O-zone. Harry Potter. Neurotically Yours. Morrowind. Romanians. people. myself. turtles with berets. -- are the supreme goddess of the galaxy and I'm sponge. speak better English than I do. speak better Romanian than I do. are more comfortable with your sexual orientation than I am. accomplish more in a day than I do in a month. are a better writer than I am. have better musical tastes than I do. can take a vow of honesty and stick to it for 5+ years. like cheese. won't explain to me the concept of "jealousy."

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