Yes, my friends and I are already having the greatest debates in all of this century and the last right here in my own little barely-existant world. We not only debate what to have on our sandwiches...... but we also debate whether or not Arsenie Todiraş is a piece of cheese or ham! Of course at the time we both thought he was Radu Sîrbu because they were SO hard to tell apart in that picture... but the point still stands. We were talking about the person on the left in this picture, whoever that would be.
The debate actually started several months ago, in summer 2007, whilst my friend Jessica and I were typing notes to each other on the same keyboard and listening to Dragostea din tei (Numa Numa) looping at the highest volume setting. I have left the words in their original spellings but have added the titles so you will know who typed what.
And now, without further ado, the Great Cheese/Ham Debate.
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CKJ: u bead vidsviodfjkvkrealkjg;vkvbphefa jio[vwkfeda china
JLR: wth
CKJ: Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei!
JLR: no!!! the world is being taken over by this song
CKJ: What did I tell u, it is the ultimate way to ass kicking power!!
CKJ: Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum, alo, iubirea mea , sunt eu, fericirea. alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso, ti-am dat beep, ce sunt voinic, dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
JLR: ahhh!! picasso help me!!
CKJ: *Picasso runs in* Ahaha!! I love this song!
CKJ: Ma-ia hii! Ma-ia huu! Ma-ia hoo! Ma-ia haha! Ma-ia hii! Ma-ia huu! Ma-ia hoo! Ma-ia haha! Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei, Nu ma nu ma nu Chipul tau si dragostea in tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
CKJ: Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc, Hello, greetings, it's me, an outlaw, Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. I ask you, my love, to accept happiness. Alo, alo, sunt eu, Picasso, Ti-am dat beep, ce sunt voinic, Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
CKJ: Alo?
JLR: hi charlotte how r u? i'm doing great because of the running we did, i feel terrific. I loved 2day I had so much fun. eating butter toast with billy, flying an airplane, going down to the triangle and other stuff. i like to type alot! u speak funny. I c el gato. hehehehe. I wish i didn't have to go home but i got to. typing is fun. well i got to let u type now. k.
CKJ: Omgrotflmao not really lol. I speak funny!? Well I'm bloody British, what d'you expect!? Do you reckon that if he were REALLY getting attacked by a giant octopus, he would say "Aaaaah!!"? Meh... anyway, tell me when you find Waldo. I need to ask him if he can ask Emerson to give me a pineapple.
JLR: haven't found waldo yet, i only found him on one page. I hope this summer i'll be able to be in a size 8 it would be a miracle. well yeah, i like cheese, and el agua y coco. hahaha. lol. Me gusta computadora. did u take that spanish preficionce thing yet. i don't want to take it. besides i'm not going to take spanish in high school. i looked on the internet on nursing and it saids nothing about learning another language. i heard your dad burp. i hear a Tv. and an alarm. and more sounds. wow i like to type alot don't . :-)
CKJ: Alo?
JLR: hola. como estas?
CKJ: Eu sunt peste. Dezolat. Ciuperca, dar nici un multimesc. Nimic sora frate din pestii si pestii si pestii si pestii si pestii si pestii si pestii si pestii si NEBUNII... Dezolat, sunt nebun. ;)
CKJ (out loud): So do you think he would scream if he were getting attacked by a giant octopus?
JLR: probably. how big is the octopus?
CKJ: Um, really big. Big enough to dangle an adult hobbit 30 ft in the air by his ankle. *snigger* sorry, but just imagining Radu Sarbu being attacked by the Watcher in the Water is just ... hilarious.
JLR: k. well then i probably will. what would the giant oct o pus do 2 me? safvsjkrbFEPOVKLDFHKB JIOIef'b knjlvaf i'm having troublle spelling a word...... thank u. would it Squeeze me to death. or what let me change bold back to normal..... there... i type to much. el gato en cuarto. this one..... srry i heard words...
CKJ: You heard words? Were they telling you to kill me? ... also, you said "me." Does that mean I am speaking to Radu Sarbu? Oh like dude totally awesome! You're a great singer! Can I have your autograph!? Like sorry you got locked outside with George Bush but yeah, s'just part of the story.
JLR: yes u may have my autograph. will out me looking at u i can c u knit.... give me a piece of papel and i will firma it for u. numa numa i a numa numa numa i a.... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT..... it's 9:02!! wooooo.. i've been here for 9 hours! or something like that.... here is a frase Where's waldo in this big blue world that we call earth. I miss him. call the police, the navy.... army and such and such......
JLR (out loud): Can I have some paper?
CKJ: LMAO. Papel por ti. And it's spelled "nu ma nu ma iei."
CKJ: ... do you think Dan looks like an elf? Hehaha. Bizarre stuff my semiconcious mind dredges up... and sory I didn't put the accents on your name, lol, but my stupid keyboard can't type it. Hey, do you like cheese? Pluma pluma gay!!! w00t! WTH you're writing me a letter? Ooooooookay ... *is totally confused*
JLR: Who? dan mcinerney? accually dan might be an elf.. (pause)........... me gusta dots. i got to sign u an autograph... si i like cheese... i still have cheese from the party.... pluma pluma plum cheese!!! wooooooo!! pluma pluma plum cheese pluma pluma plum cheese.. lol!!!
CKJ: Pluma pluma plum cheese!!!!!!! OMG!!! That's one to keep in the funny quotes inventory!! LMAO. I didn't mean Dan McInerny!! I meant Dan Balan! haha... see the pictures on the other program (Paint Shop Pro). LMAO... bizarreness! And omfg lol at Pluma Pluma Plum Cheese!!!
JLR: Ok then u like my air mail... ohhh... that dan... i left tissue paper on your laptop.... what is 2+2? ik it's eleventy two. am i right. i'm going to write u part of my story... The blank book by Jessica R. I was coming home from the library with a book the librarian had showed me. i came home.....
CKJ: Eleventy two! 112? lmao. er yeah. SO like I was tryin to get to sleep (and my mind does some strange stuff when I'm trying to get to sleep) and all I could think of, like AT ALL, was "Do you think Dan looks like an elf?" So yeah. Aye, don't waste all me stationary!! :D Do you know who Radu Sarbu is?
JLR: Ok i won't i use regular paper. and i won't use anymore stickers either. yo necesito papel!! el gato.. lets go to the triangle again some day. i want to go on a picnic, and fishing, and other stuff... i c a picture. and colors......
CKJ: Yeah. Colors. Black white blue awesome. Du Yu Kno (ma-ia-)huu Radu Sarbu is?
JLR: no i don't know who radu sarbu is... ik... he's a piece of ham... look on the other screen... c i told u so. (I don't remember what she drew.)
CKJ: LMAO. No. Look on the other screen.
JLR: look on the other screen. c...!! i told u.
CKJ: Look on the other screen... he's STILL not a piece of ham. XD
JLR: look on the other screen. he is NOT a piece of cheese. (Don't remember what she drew here either.)
CKJ: He is! OMG so like I was at the store with my mum and then we like saw this big piece of HAM, and you know before it even said "Ham" it had the brand name and it was CELEBRITY and I was like OMG, we thought that group SPLIT UP now we know what REALLY happened to O-zone right!! LOL... but he' is NOT a piece of ham OR a piece of cheese! He is a person lol!! Geez... cheese...
JLR: ik u told me.... ham ham ham.. beans beans beans!! there good for u. and for your farts! lol i'm crazy. loco en el coco!......i like coco...i want coco...
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At this point the conversation ended on the computer and we had to continue in the car. We eventually came to the conclusion that Arsenie's hair is made of cheese, the left half of his body is made of ham, and the right half is made of Spam. He also drives a car that is blue and has "SPAM" written on it in big yellow letters. (Yes, Jessica, he is edible.)
