x IGPAY ATINLAY, a random little short dwarf-like guy who speaks Pig Latin exclusively
x AMBANIS, an elf of Rivendell
o ARAGORN, human, king of Gondor, friend of Frodo Baggins
o ARWEN, elf, daughter of Elrond
o FRODO BAGGINS, hobbit
z DAN BĂLAN, human, singer and producer of the musical group O-zone
o DAISY BOFFIN, hobbit
x PRIMULA BOFFIN, hobbit, daughter of Daisy Boffin
o MERIADOC BRANDYBUCK, hobbit, friend of Frodo Baggins
z GEORGE W. BUSH, human, president of the United States widely regarded as a complete idiot
o CELEBORN, elf, king of Lothlórien, husband of Galadriel
o ROSE COTTON, hobbit
o ELLADAN, elf, son of Elrond
o ELROHIR, elf, son of Elrond
o ELROND, elf, king of Rivendell
o EOWYN, princess of Rohan and wife of Faramir
o FARAMIR, a noble of Gondor
o GALADRIEL, elf, queen of Lothlórien
o SAMWISE GAMGEE, hobbit, friend of Frodo Baggins
o GANDALF, wizard
o GOLLUM = SMEÁGOL
o GLORFINDEL, an elf of Rivendell
o LEGOLAS, elf, prince of Mirkwood, friend of Frodo Baggins
o SAURON, who at this point has been reduced to a disembodied voice
z RADU SÎRBU, human, singer for O-zone
o SMEÁGOL, a rather pathetic humanoid creature who lived in a cave for a thousand years
z ARSENIE TODERAŞ, human, singer for O-zone
o PEREGRINE TOOK, hobbit, friend of Frodo Baggins
o TREEBEARD, an ent of Fangorn Forest
o THE WATCHER IN THE WATER, giant octopus that guards the gates of Moria
x A plane pilot, human
x A random teenage girl, human
x = fictional character
o = preexisting Lord of the Rings character
z = preexisting actual person