This story was written by myself and Keith originally on the DreamMoods discussion boards in early 2007. I would post a link to the original except I think the thread got deleted. Luckily I had everything saved. Anyway, at that time I was incredibly obsessed with the song and music video for Dragostea din tei by O-zone. I posted a link, and Keith became nearly as obsessed with it as I was, and we both loved Lord of the Rings at that time, and so this story was born. A comedy fan-fiction semi-in-joke in thirteen acts.