SCENE I
Frodo: White Noise!
Legolas: The TV has taken control of his mind!
Galadriel: Yeah, he'll probably sing Dragostea Din Tei next.
Legolas: *Sigh*
Galadriel: What?
Legolas: Murphy's Law, Galadriel.
Galadriel: Who's Murphy? Where's Murphy? What Law?
Legolas: *Stage Whisper* Dumb blondes.....
Elrohir: Hey man, you're blonde too!
Legolas: Blonde is feminine, blond is masculine, so I'm saved, hahaha
Elrohir: Whatever, Lego....
Frodo: *Sings Dragostea Din Tei*
Legolas: I win! 20 cases of Lembas, Elladan!
Elladan: And I thought Frodo had a stronger will.
Elrohir: Well it's really thanks to Galadriel that Legolas won.
Legolas: Yeah, Murphy's Law, guys.
Ellahan: What's Murphy's....
Elrohir: When you say something bad, you can be sure the worse thing will happen.
Ellahan: We rid the world of Sauron, and things don't change ONE BIT!
Elrohir: Yeah, pretty much.
Ellaman: Damn it!
Frodo: *Stops singing* Are you kidding me! We've got TELEVISION!
Legolas: And the experts say it takes three weeks to make a habit....
Galadriel: Did you forget what he was wearing?
Legolas: Oh yeah.... I guess that would corrupt anyone.
*Laughter comes from underground*
Galadriel: Who's that?
Frodo: That was my stomach.
Galadriel: Well I'm sure we can
Frodo: I WANT MY TELEVISION!
Ellahan: Hey Frodo, they got this huge plasma TV in The Shire!
Frodo: PLASMA TELEVISION!
*Frodo escapes Legolas' grasp and runs faster then a bullet towards The Shire*
Ellahan: Wait for us, Frodo!
*BOOM*
Galadriel: What was THAT?
Legolas: Yeah, my ears popped!
Ellahan: I heard something like that when I saw this huge white eagle flying in the sky!
Elrohir: Yeah bro, I heard that too!
Galadriel: Our master of modern conveniences would know what that is! Let's find him!
Ellahan: I'm in!
Elrohir: I second that!
Legolas: I...
*BOOM*
Galadriel: I know where he is! I have ESP!
Legolas: No, you have PMS. Nice try, though.
Elrohir: Stop fighting and follow the sounds!
Ellahan: Yeah, it'll lead us to Frodo AND the most awesome television EVER!
Galadriel: When will you stop thinking about television?
Ellahan: One googol years.
Galadriel: Well I guess Frodo can explain that... Let's go!
Elrohir: Yeah! They got a huge plasma TV!
Legolas: And I'll get to see The Shire!
Ellahan: And watch more television!
Galadriel: Am I the only one thinking about Frodo's safety?
*Legolas, Ellahan, and Elrohir all nod their heads*
Galadriel: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS SAURON!!!!
Legolas: Shut up. I want to see the plants and start my garden!
*Legolas runs off*
Ellahan and Elrohir: *Speaking mutually* We want to watch television.
*Ellahan and Elrohir run off*
Smeágol: And I want to see MY PRECIOUS!
Galadriel: Aren't you dead, Smeágol?
Smeágol: Cartoon physics, Galadriel.
Galadriel: WTF....?
Smeágol: MY PRECIOUS!
*Smeágol runs off*
Galadriel: This is getting too out of hand! Three years in the stockades, boys!
*Galadriel runs off*
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