SCENE I
[ Still by the tree at Minas Tirith ]
Frodo: Let's get out of here!
Sam: No.
Frodo: What?
Sam: We can't leave them here!
Frodo: We already saved the world once! Do we really have to do it again!?
Sam: Yes, we do.
Frodo: Oh ... alright.
SCENE II
[ 2,000 miles away ]
Elrond: My spidey senses are tingling!!
Galadriel: 'Your spidey senses ... ' wth?
Elrond: ... nevermind. What I meant was, I feel that Middle-earth is in grave danger!
Galadriel: Again?
Elrond: Yes, again.
Galadriel: You sure?
Elrond: Yes.
Galadriel: Positive?
Elrond: Yes!
Galadriel: Positively positive?
Elrond: No.
Galadriel: ...
Elrond: Yes, I'm positive! The future of the race of men is at stake!
Galadriel: I like steak.
Elrond: ... ditz. I'm leaving now.
SCENE III
[ Elrond goes to Minas Tirith ]
Elrond: Hail, Frodo! What happened? What's with the crowd?
Frodo: Don't come up here!!
Elrond: Why not?
Merry: Salut! Haiduc! Woo! [jumps and pirouettes in midair]
Elrond: He's been doing crack again, hasn't he?
Frodo: No, it's not that, it's --
*KABOOM*
Frodo: wth?
Elrond: What was that?
Sam: Pippin's head just exploded!!
Frodo: WHAT!??
Sam: Wait, no, my bad. It was a firework.
Elrond: Fireworks? Is Gandalf here then?
Gandalf: Dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic! [sets off another firework which explodes in the likeness of a lime tree]
Elrond: Hm....
Frodo: Are you going to do something!?
Elrond: I'm thinking, okay!?
Frodo: Okay ... geez dude, no reason to get touchy.
Elrond: Will you just shut up?
Frodo: [shuts up]
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