SCENE I
Radu: *Wakes up* Whoa, I killed an octopus.
*Clanging of metal*
Radu: Awesome. I've always wondered what octopus meat tasted like.
SCENE II
(Moria)
Arsenie: Radu is outside cooking a delicious octopus.
Dan: Are you telling me that Radu is having awesome seafood while we're down here surviving on stale bread?
Arsenie: Pretty much.
Faramir: I'm tempted to kill you, Arsenie.
Dan: You really need to lighten up. Here, have some acid.
Gandalf: You got drugs by the boatload and not even a sandwich?
Dan: Don't blame me.
Gandalf: You make for a fine scapegoat.
Dan: I've had it with you! *Pushes Gandalf off a bridge*
*Suddenly, a brilliant flash of light fills the chamber*
Gandalf: *Rising out of the chasm* "Now look what you done!"
Faramir: Holy shit! You're the Rainbow Wizard now!
Dan: So does that mean he's gay?
Arsenie: I think it means you're about to get your ass kicked.
.....
Dan: Shit.
SCENE III
(Doors of Moria)
*Munch munch*
Radu: *Singing to the theme of A Pirate's Life For Me* A giant octopus for me.... *Munch*
Gollum: My.... Precious.....
Radu: Here, have some deep fried octopus. *Throws a slab of cooked octopus into the lake*
Gollum: PRECIOUS!!!! *Chases after the octopus and drowns*
Radu: Nobody steals my deep fried octopus!
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