The One Song to Rule Them All

An Epic Masterpiece in 13 Acts

By Charlotte and Keith

Please note that Charlotte is VERY SORRY for picking on Arsenie Toderaş, and asks any rabid fans of his who happen to be reading this not to take it personally. She has never met him in person and for all she knows, he could be a genius with a heart of gold, despite how he is portrayed in this fictional story.

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Dramatis Personae

Act I - In Which The Story Begins

Act II - In Which Elrond Goes To Minas Tirith

Act III - In Which Elrond Reveals His Secret Identity

Act IV - In Which Three Elves Go To Lothlórien

Act V - In Which A Television Is Watched

Act VI - In Which Legolas Arrives On The Scene

Act VII - In Which No One Cares About Frodo's Safety But Galadriel

Act VIII - In Which The Airplane Crashes And Elrond Swears

Act IX - In Which Elrond Talks About Star Wars And Arsenie Doesn't Get It

Act X - In Which Arsenie Is Slapped

Act XI - In Which NOBODY Steals Radu's Deep Fried Octopus

Act XII - In Which Dan Eats A Muffin

Act XIII - In Which Gandalf Says He's Hungry

Act XIV - To be continued ... I hope. Oi, Keith!

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