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gizˇmolˇoˇgy also gisˇmolˇoˇgy n., pl.gizˇmolˇoˇgies. The scientific study of, or the body of knowledge pertaining to, gizmos.
gizˇmo also gisˇmo n., pl.gizˇmos. A gadget, contraption, contrivance, or other mechanical device or the parts thereof, the name of which is forgotten or unknown.
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Some nut the security cameras caught wandering around the workshop. This is why I have bars on the windows. |
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"Watch out ... he's up to something diabolical." - Bill Scott |
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